BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore
"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
my husband is the coolest man in the world.
he’s strong, smart, and caring, and one of the gentlest people I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.
He’s beautiful and gorgeous.
and I love him to death.
I am better than I was.
I will be better than I am.
Would you have wanted to be aborted